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Dude, u should either quit making games, or start fucking listening to the comments. Mocking about someone's stupidity won't make your game a better game to play. Games should be funny for everyone, "fool-proof" the shit out of it, even league of legends has a better tutorial. So: congratulations, you did explain everything in the shitty book, but that honestly is the worst tutorial i've ever seen on newgrounds in a long long time. If people are not playing how they're supposed to, it's your fucking fault!! You're not telling them effectively. Games like this should have friendly interfaces, for example: "click the bottle in my shitty game!" *flying arrow*, "drag it over the left or right side of my shitty game's screen!" *dashed vertical line* (do you know what "vertical" even means?), "raise the bottle above this - guess what, you don't have to think to answer this - FUCKING HORIZONTAL DASHED LINE!!".

The hitboxes seem to be kinda trash, make it easier to catch the falling stuff like straws and ice cubes.

Squish your maggot brain and find out better functions to apply to the interactions between bottles and the cup, help your game, bottles shouldn't get empty if one of the four doses isn't filled up, cute animation, but there should be no delay between the tipping of the bottle and the filling of the cup unless you intend to add "style points" for those who hang the bottle high as fuck like those sick bartenders.

And if you don't know how to count, we do know how to count, so give us numbers. How much of a dose does an ice cube fills? 20 is not a multiple of 3, so your game basically forces me to recharge the ice bucket while in The middle of preparing a drink, unless I discharge two ice cubes for forcing the count. Make it 4 ice cubes/cup. A bottle will fill a dose containing an ice cube in a *arbitrary fraction, ½ should be fine* of the time, but this will still subtract a single dose from the bottle, we don't care about mass conservation, we care about countable stuff. If the drink asks for "one unit of yellow", then the bottle should lose "one unit of yellow".

Don't you wanna work to make a game that is better to play? Fine, but don't be stupid at the point of "urr durr ugabunga can't help you i've already written a shitty instructions book hausughjahsggsjashau*seizures and gags in a cock*"

"Cruel, offensive and/or unhelpful reviews will be removed and can result in a ban." — Might be cruel, might be offensive, but no comment is unhelpful, unless you have the same IQ of a fungal nail infection.

Also, at least add more nudity, optimal adult games should include porn-ish stuff, but this is kind of a more personal opinion, won't judge you for the lack of what I call "HardDickPotential"

Aliendude is right.

dude, great graphycs and cool idea, but is there really no fucking pattern for the cyclops? How is that a puzzle?

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